Yum-yum

The Claire Swire email.

In the year 2000, Claire Swire became an internet phenomenon, her email to a male acquaintance, Bradley Chait, informing him that his sperm tasted “yum”, reaching millions of email inboxes within hours of its initial sending. Scroll down to see how the story unfolded…

Email one – a little joke

From: Claire Swire
Sent: 07 December 2000 15:53
To: Adrian James (E-mail); Benny Shipley (E-mail); Chait, Bradley; Caroline Scotson (E-mail); Chris May (E-mail); Ellie Thorneycroft (E- mail); Mark de st croix (E-mail); Matt Metos (E-mail); Pete Kenyon (E-mail); Toby Clarke (E-mail)
Subject:

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.

She says “But sir, its just a sperm bank!”

“I don’t care, open it now!!!” he replies.

So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says “Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!”

She looks at him “BUT, they are sperm samples???”

“DO IT!”

So the nurse sucks it back.

“That one there, drink that one as well.”

So the nurse drinks that one as well.

Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, “See honey – its not that hard.”

Email Two – Bradley replies

From: Chait, Bradley [mailto:chaitb@nortonrose.com]
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:06
To: ‘Claire Swire’
Subject: RE:

cute

Email Three – Claire gets intimate

From: Claire Swire
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:07
To: Chait, Bradley
Subject: RE:

lucky I swallow so that wont be happening to me!

Email Four – Bradley likes the sound of this…

From: Chait, Bradley [mailto:chaitb@nortonrose.com]
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:10
To: ‘Claire Swire’
Subject: RE:

Not ALL the time I hope

(or so you would have me believe)

Email Five- The Big One

From: Claire Swire
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:12
To: Chait, Bradley
Subject: RE:

I hadn’t swallowed for years but yours was yum and very good for me too!

Apparently it’s very good conditioner for your hair too…getting a funny picture in my head, giggling out loud and now having to explain to Dave what’s so funny!

Email six. Bradley is pleased. So he decides to tell his friends…

From: Chait, Bradley
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:25
To: Tarbuck, Andrew; Caffarate, Nick; Townsend, Nathan; McDougall, Jamie; Davies, Stuart; Drummond, Edward
Subject: “yours was yum”

now THAT’S a nice compliment from a lass, isn’t it?

Email Seven – infinity. His friends forward on the email. So do their friends and repeat times a million

From: Drummond, Edward
Sent: 07 December 2000 16:28
To: Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Driver, Robert; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason
Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma; Falkner, Claire
Subject: FW: “yours was yum”

beggars belief. I feel honour bound to circulate this.

As a result of this infamous exchange, Bradley was disciplined by his superiors at Norton Rose and poor Claire was forced into hiding…

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1 Comment

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One response to “Yum-yum

  1. Vixen

    Reminds me of something that happened to me once…..
    I wasn’t feeling the best, so my boss offered to drive me home. We had been furtively exchanging naughty emails for a while, but now came the chance to take things further……….
    To cut a long story short, once we got to my place, we got down and dirty. He then had a quick shower and went back to work. A couple of hours later, I sent him an email to his work email address, detailing some of the naughty things we’d gotten up to and thanking him for making me feel so gooood…………..
    The next day, I got a frantic phone call from him. Apparently he’d left work early and allowed a couple of other workers access to his email as a report needed to be completed. Was I red faced or what……………….

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